New Victorian: A Message From Karl Rove: "You are hereby ordered to post this message verbatim on your blog December 16, The Year of Our Savior 2005. Please ensure that it stays at the top for the next 24 hours. Any violation will result in termination. With the completion of the Iraq Phase II and Insert Dean operations, The Five Unkown Beings have directed that their roles, their moles and their exquisite controls over current and future events be revealed to all the world. My part as First Loyal Servant of the House is also to be made public. That the President is actually a highly-developed cyborg controlled by an invisible three-dimensional 'glove-joystick' attached to Mr. Cheney's right hand, ditto.

It has been determined that our plans have reached such an advanced stage of realization that resistance is futile. Democrats, trial lawyers and the ACLU--read this and weep. The secret prison camps in an unidentified '-stan' country are ready. Join us or be assimilated.

As always, our sincere thanks to the members of the Vast Right-Wing Cabal of Bloggers.

Have a pleasant day.

Karl"

Nice.

h/t New Victorian via Glenn